A word on the street says your second record's dead and you're not doing very wellI can't say that I'm depressed, still I could never guessJust how good that makes me feelI'm sinking, sinking, sinking, sinking to your levelI'm sinking, sinking, sinking, sinking low downI'm sinking, sinking, sinking, sinking I know I'm down to hellBut will I?But yes, I'mI'm so happy you failedI'm so happy you lost your mindI'm so happy you failedYour miseryMakes me disappointedI know that I am setting myself up for the same song to get sung right back to meBut I can't help it, you are such a selfish motherLike no other that I've seenI'm sinking, sinking, sinking, sinking to your levelI'm sinking, sinking, sinking, sinking low downI'm sinking, sinking, sinking, sinking I'm still walking down the hillI'm sinking, sinking, sinking, sinking to your levelCause I amLike no other, like no otherI'm so happy you lost your mindI'm so happy you felt your miseryIt makes me smileIt makes me smileLook, I know it's wrongI feel bad, I doBut it's not like I'm the only oneWe're so happy you lost your mindYeahWe're so happy you lost your mindYou know what I mean, you hear him?We're so happy you lost your mindYeah, everybody's happyWe're all so happy you feltYour miseryIt makes me smileYeah, the whole world's happyThe whole world's happy you feltThe Brazilians are happyEveryone's happy you feltThe Japanese are happyThe whole world's happy you feltYeah, everybody's happy you feltThe British are happyEveryone's happy you feltNorth America's very happyThe whole world's happy you feltOf course the Germans are happyEveryone's happy you feltMen from outer space are happyThe whole world's happy you feltAnd I am definitely happy