I'm not a loser
I don't secretly hate myself
I'm not singing this to no one
It's not the case that no one cares
I'm not a failure
I don't not have talent
When others see me they can't see
The nobody that isn't there

Hold on, that's a triple negative.
You can't not see nobody.
Because I'm not nobody! Which can't not be seen.
Let me start over
My life's not empty
They don't not like me at all
I don't not leave the house
'Cause I don't not prefer to stay at home

I don't stink
I'm not a waste
I'm not all alone in thinking
That I am not all alone
Maybe I am a loser
Hey Squidward
Huh?
You're not delirious with despair
And you're not calling true things false

Hey Squidward
This is weird
You're not hallucinating this sea anemone line at all
I'm not?
You're not a loser
You don't secretly hate yourself
You're not singing this to no one

It's not the case that no one cares
Okay!
You're not a failure
You don't not have talent
When others see you they can't see
The nobody that isn't there
I'm not a loser! (Not a loser)
They don't not like me at all (No!)
I don't not leave the house
'Cause I don't not prefer to stay at home

I don't stink (You don't stink)
I'm not a waste (You're not a waste)
I'm not all alone in thinking
That I am not all alone
Clarinet solo!
Look at me now, Mama!
I'm not a loser (You're not a loser)
They don't not like me at all (No!)

I don't not leave the house (leave the house)
'Cause I don't not prefer to stay at home
(Yeah, yeah, stay at home!!!)
Hey! Shh!
I don't stink
I'm not a waste
I'm not all alone in thinking
That I'm not, not, not all alone