Shes 98 pounds, workin down at the Dairy Queen

With a noble V home perm and braces

And hes long haired, no job and just 19

They got a baby on the way, theyre of to the races In love, look at em go

Now what in the world could go wrong?

Dont tell them the odds, its best they dont know

If love was a plane, nobody get on At the Ivy, at lunch time in Beverly Hills

The paparazzi are gathered outside

Coz an actor and an actress are havin lunch

And accordin to 'Extra and Entertainment Tonight', their in Love look at em go

Now what in the world could go wrong?

Dont tell them the odds, its best they dont know

If love was a plane, nobody get on Imagine now the pilots voice on the intercom

Right before we leave the ground

Sayin, 'Folks thanks for flyin with us

But theres a 6 in 10 chance were goin down' But thats the strangest thing about this emotion

Even knowin our chances are small

We line up at the gate with our tickets

Thinkin somehow were different, I mean after all, were in Love look at us go

Now what in the world could go wrong?

To hell with the odds, we rather not know

If love was a plane, nobody get on

Yeah, if love was a plane, nobody get on