Outside the wind is howling
In the house the tree is glowing
There's hugs and greetings
Long time no see
We all have traveled far and wide
It's tradition so we don't think twice
Maybe tonight we'll finally have a good time
Ahem,
places everyone
But it's the same old,
same old New Year's same folks
Yeah, all I want for Christmas is to go home
Cause I'm always front row to the annual * show
So this year my Christmas would be merry and bright
Instead of just merry and a right winger
Hell, I ain't drunk enough for this dinner
Guess I'm the only single here Feeling the label of my beer
The neighbor's telling me she knows someone
Honey, I know someone
Mom's stressing over table claws On Cheryl's making snot remarks
And Daddy never does a goddamn thing
We agree to disagree and we don't Next
year I'm spending Christmas on my own
Cause it's the same old,
same old New Year's same folks
Yeah,
all I want for Christmas is to go home Cause
I'm always front row to the annual *
show So this year my Christmas would be merry and
bright And on Cheryl asks me why I'm still a singer
Hell, I ain't drunk enough for this dinner
Next year I'm spending Christmas on my own Cause it's the same old,
same old New Year's
same folks Yeah,
all I want for Christmas is to go home
Cause I'm
always front row to the annual * show
Swear next year my Christmas will be merry and bright
Every hour my patience wearing thinner
Cause I ain't drunk enough for this dinner