Are you gonna finish that?
No.
Here's to finding a good man.
Help us keep the tempo.
You gotta help us with the tempo.
We got a bucket of Corona.
And no stories to last all night.
About the trials and tribulations.
Of finding Mr. Right.
Finding
a good man.
Here's to the liars and the cheaters and the cold mistreaters.
Mamas, boys who can't make a stand.
To the superficial players,
the out of you too sincere.
If you hear me girls, raise your hand.
Let's have a toast.
Here's to finding a good man.
Blind dates and horror stories.
And fast movers.
Let's celebrate this girl's night out.
Big talkers, bad losers.
It's so hard finding a good man.
Here's to the liars and the cheaters and the cold mistreaters.
Mamas, boys who can't make a stand.
If you hear me girls,
raise your hand.
Let's have a toast.
Here's to finding a good man.
Julie, I know you want perfection.
Angie, you wanna listen.
Lisa, your list is getting loud.
I just want a good kisser.
Here's to the liars and the cheaters and the cold mistreaters.
Mamas, boys who can't make a stand.
The superficial players,
the out of you too sincere.