Ain't too smart, ain't too dumb, but I like to pick my guitar some. As a matter of fact, I like to pick it a lot. Sometimes I sit for most of the day just listening to my own self-play, and every now and then I just have to stop and say, oooh, that was hard. What kind of picket makes me smile? The kind that's fast and hot and wild. Shoots by so quick you say, what was that? It's me! I'm the Wire Walker, and I'm just trying to keep my fingers up and flying. I'm a finger juggler. I'm a guitar acrobat. You want a little buddy that'll be your friend, a buddy you can pick on again and again? Get a guitar and be a guitar acrobat. Look at me! I'm a natural flirt. Just shot past you like a Tweety bird. You better stand back, boys. I think I tore a putty tail.