No, no, no, no, no, noNoOh, so yeah, yeahNo, no, no, no, no, noSo yeahNo, no, no, no, no, noListen to me, peopleMy wife ran offWith a garbage manSo my wifeRan offWith a garbage manWell, I don't miss that womanBut somebodyGot to empty my canLet me tell you what happenedI came home the other nightCaught the two of you aloneThen you told me he was a nudistWho came in to use the phoneWell, I come from Alabama, babyAnd I got this banjo on my kneeNow you know I love to pick the banjoWhy does the whole wide worldGot to pick on meListen to this, honeyI'm going to take you over to my placeI'm going to stumble your headI'm going to kill you so badYou're going to wish you was deadI'm going to mess with you, babyLet me tell you what I'm going to doI'm going to take you to a secret placeWhere I got a vat full of dipper-de-dooSixteen little red nosesAnd a horse's sweatThat's going to dip you in that dipper-de-dooTie a rubber band around my fannyAnd run around you screamingI'm on the airplaneMake me take offCause I love you, babyI love you, pretty mamaI love youYeah, yeah, yeah, yeahI love y'allGirlNo, no, noNo, noGirlyou