No, no, no, no, no, no
No
Oh, so yeah, yeah
No, no, no, no, no, no
So yeah
No, no, no, no, no, no
Listen to me, people
My wife ran off
With a garbage man
So my wife
Ran off
With a garbage man
Well, I don't miss that woman
But somebody
Got to empty my can
Let me tell you what happened
I came home the other night
Caught the two of you alone
Then you told me he was a nudist
Who came in to use the phone
Well, I come from Alabama, baby
And I got this banjo on my knee
Now you know I love to pick the banjo
Why does the whole wide world
Got to pick on me
Listen to this, honey
I'm going to take you over to my place
I'm going to stumble your head
I'm going to kill you so bad
You're going to wish you was dead
I'm going to mess with you, baby
Let me tell you what I'm going to do
I'm going to take you to a secret place
Where I got a vat full of dipper-de-doo
Sixteen little red noses
And a horse's sweat
That's going to dip you in that dipper-de-doo
Tie a rubber band around my fanny
And run around you screaming
I'm on the airplane
Make me take off
Cause I love you, baby
I love you, pretty mama
I love you
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I love y'all
Girl
No, no, no
No, no
Girl
you