I just got into town and I didn't have nothing to do
And I happened upon this telephone booth
With a whole bunch of writing covering one entire wall
It said if you ain't afraid to spend a dime
And if you want to have a real good time
Just give Lucille a call
Underneath her number was this big long list
It said she'd do that and it said she'd do this
I let my fingers do the walking through all kind of stuff I'd missed
I shuffled through my pockets till I found myself a dime
I heard her ring her too and I got her on the line
And I said, Lucille?
I'd like to have a real good time
Might have found a lover
Might have made a new friend
Well, I ain't had a real good time
Since I don't know when
She said, who are you and what is this?
I said, it's Jim Lucille and it's about this list
Which I began to read with particular emphasis
On my favorite numbers
1, 5, 11, 14, 22, 33, and 41 through 59
She said, where are you?
And I gave her the street
She said, you sound like a guy I'd love to meet
She said, stay right where you are
And I promise you a real good time
Might have found a lover
Might have made a new friend
Well, I ain't had a real good time
Since I don't know when
About 15 minutes after my arrest
In the middle of the questions
I tried to protest
That I wasn't that phantom obscene phone caller
Master of crime
Before they took me away
They allowed me one call
And I recall that night
I got a number on the phone booth wall
And I said, Lucille
Man, you got an altogether different idea
About a real good time
I lost my lover
I lost my new friend
Well, you can't have a real good time
Doing one to ten
One to ten
Hello, Lucille
Listen here, honey
Uh, I was wondering
I'm gonna be tied up for quite a while here
And, uh, I was wondering about
Oh, maybe ten years or so
When I get out of here
If you'd mind if I gave you a call
Hello?
Hello, Lucille?
Lucille?
Hello?
Uh, hello?
Hello, Lucille?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Uh, oh, man
Bye
Bye
Bye
Bye
Bye
Bye
Bye
Bye
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