I just got into town and I didn't have nothing to doAnd I happened upon this telephone boothWith a whole bunch of writing covering one entire wallIt said if you ain't afraid to spend a dimeAnd if you want to have a real good timeJust give Lucille a callUnderneath her number was this big long listIt said she'd do that and it said she'd do thisI let my fingers do the walking through all kind of stuff I'd missedI shuffled through my pockets till I found myself a dimeI heard her ring her too and I got her on the lineAnd I said, Lucille?I'd like to have a real good timeMight have found a loverMight have made a new friendWell, I ain't had a real good timeSince I don't know whenShe said, who are you and what is this?I said, it's Jim Lucille and it's about this listWhich I began to read with particular emphasisOn my favorite numbers1, 5, 11, 14, 22, 33, and 41 through 59She said, where are you?And I gave her the streetShe said, you sound like a guy I'd love to meetShe said, stay right where you areAnd I promise you a real good timeMight have found a loverMight have made a new friendWell, I ain't had a real good timeSince I don't know whenAbout 15 minutes after my arrestIn the middle of the questionsI tried to protestThat I wasn't that phantom obscene phone callerMaster of crimeBefore they took me awayThey allowed me one callAnd I recall that nightI got a number on the phone booth wallAnd I said, LucilleMan, you got an altogether different ideaAbout a real good timeI lost my loverI lost my new friendWell, you can't have a real good timeDoing one to tenOne to tenHello, LucilleListen here, honeyUh, I was wonderingI'm gonna be tied up for quite a while hereAnd, uh, I was wondering aboutOh, maybe ten years or soWhen I get out of hereIf you'd mind if I gave you a callHello?Hello, Lucille?Lucille?Hello?Uh, hello?Hello, Lucille?Hello?Hello?Hello?Uh, oh, manByeByeByeByeByeByeByeByeByeByeBye