Have you taken off the waters And have you found a pleasant glade
Will you take a pint of porter Or mines of pims and lemonade
Would you like a bag for ten, man It's the nuts, it's premium grade
If you do, lolly, lob, boy Come and join the fish and chip parade
Are you going to a rustle Are you sorted out for ye
Will you take a long a richard And do you think you'll have a trade
Most likely you'll get lost there And make the best moves you've ever made
If you do, lolly, lob, boy Come and join the fish and chip parade
Most days I am happy Just getting along
Each day that I wake up I'm just so happy singing this song
Did you clock it on the wall, wee And did you slip it in your keg
With a cap or what's the story Is it check or was it knit
You paid a monkey for the parcel And all the ring bits they will say
If you do, lolly, lob, boy Come and join the fish and chip parade
If you do, lolly, lob, boy Come and join the fish and chip parade
If you do, lolly, lob, boy Come and join the fish and chip parade