Well you're the first car in an hour or so

I'm glad you stopped in it's sure been slow around here today

Just like everyday

Well I couldn't help but notice your California plates

And I thought I recognized that name on your credit card

You're a movie star

Well I can't wait to get back home and tell all my buddies

That I met one of the most famous people in the country [Chorus]

Well I only go to movies when I'm down in Bowling Green

The cable don't come out this far so I never watch TV

I know you played in somethin' but I'm gonna need some help

Wait weren't you in Cannonball Run, no oh well Allow me to introduce myself

My name ain't John this is somebody else's greasy shirt my name's Kurt

This is the town that I grew up in

Never seen L.A. the closest I've been to Hollywood is Dollywood

But when you get back to Beverly Hills you can tell all your buddies

That you met one of the most famous people in the country [Chorus] Cause I caught the record small mouth out on Kentucky lake

And I threw the winning touchdown pass the night that we won state

And I'm still signin' autographs after all these years

Oh yeah, guess I'm gonna need yours, sign um here I've been thinking about doing some acting some day

If I ever do make it out to L.A. can I give you a shout

Maybe crash on your couch

If you hear of any roles that are floating around

That would put me and Ashley Judd makin' out in a steamy love scene

Well I'd work pretty cheap

If the phones are down just ask around you'll get a hold of me

Cause I'm one of the most famous people in the country

Tag

You're talkin' to one of the most famous people in the country