New York, New York, man.This is beautiful.I went to this small college in New York.You might have heard of it called SUNY Purchase.Make some noise for SUNY Purchase, we.Nice, nice, man.I went to SUNY Purchase.It was great for me.I don't know if you guys got your money's worth.I'm still depending if I did.I'm still debating that *.Still trying to see, you know, $30,000 in student loan debt.Could you believe that *?$30,000.But, hey, at least I can say I'm about to be a notable alumni.But Purchase was Purchase before me, all right?Don't make it seem like I gave it any clout or any * like that.Purchase was always Purchase, you know, thanks to people like Edie Falco from the Sopranos.Any Sopranos fans?There's Edie Falco from the Sopranos.Amanda Seals from Insecure.Yes, yes.And most of all, that black-ass Wesley Snipes.That's the king right there.That is the GOAT.Of Purchase, I'm going to tell you.Anytime you can say you was a star of a Michael Jackson videoand saved the greatest comic book franchise in the world,you's a bad motherfucker, all right?That's Wesley.We're going to clap it up for Wesley, all right?Yes.Like I said, man, I'm debating on if I got my money's worthbecause I'm looking at it and I'm like,hey, I went to the same college as Wesley Snipes.Yes, that means I studied in the same halls.Ate in the same dining hallsand * slept in the same dorms as this guy.So at least me and Wesley Snipes can say we got something in common.We both owe the government a shitload of money.That's what it really comes down to.But my generation, you know, we might not have saved Marvel,but we are still marvelous, all right?Because you guys may not know, but Sunni Purchase,this generation has been doing a lot of work them damn selves, all right?You know, we got world-renowned jazz bassists,Jason Clotter, that's this generation.We got two-time Grammy-winning Samara Joy,that's my generation of Purchase.And we got platinum recording artist Ice Spice,that is also this generation of SUNY Purchase, man.Me and Ice Spice actually know each otheron a first-name basis, I'm keeping it real.We actually used to follow each other on Instagram,but when she got famous, I did not make the cut.I hate to say it, did not make the cut.But she taught me something, all right?She was not being Hollywood.She taught me something in that,that successful people only do successful *,like follow other successful people.I don't know if you guys paid attention,but did you know Beyonce only followsone person on Instagram?Her husband.Because Jay-Z is the only guy in her lifethat's more successful than her.She don't even follow her damn mama.She don't even follow her damn mama.She don't even follow her damn daddy,and he the one that got her in the * business.That's how you got to do it.I'm pretty sure Blue Ivy wouldn't get a followfrom Beyonce unless she became presidentor some * like that.That's how you got to move.That's how you really got to move, man.But I ain't going to lie, it wasn't easy at first.It wasn't easy, because like I said,me and Ice Spice, we knew each otheron a first-name basis, but then I startednoticing something.Started noticing that all my photoswould get one less like.It's like she took all the likes from my post,and put them in her songs and *.That's how the * it went, man.I, believe it or not, I inspired Munch.Not in the way y'all thinking.Not in the way I would like to think either.But honestly, though, I inspired the song Munch.Because after she stopped interacting with my post,I noticed it, and I hit her up.I said, yo, Ice, what's up, man?Why you ain't * with the kid no more?That's when she turned and said,you thought I was following you?Ha, ha, ha.