Summertime, we went to a bunch of fairs, too.
It's amazing how your perspective on fairs changes.
Because as a kid, you're like, the fair, there's a fair.
As an adult, you're like, that looks dangerous.
Are they cooking in that truck?
We used to go to the fair to see the biggest pig in the county.
Now we go to the fair to be the biggest pig in the county.
Some of that food at fairs, it's ridiculous.
Ridiculous.
Deep-fried Oreos, okay.
Deep-fried Twinkies, maybe.
Deep-fried butter, no.
You know how occasionally you'll eat a stick of butter?
What if we deep-fried it?
No.
It's wrong.
I mean, it's delicious.
But it's wrong.
There's no health inspector at the fair.
That's why they can do that.
Because everything at the fair is very temporary.
Meaning when the cops come, they can leave.
Some of those rides don't look safe.
I'll just let my kids go first.
No sense in us all dying.
But you never want to be judgmental at the fair.
You're always like, you know what, I'm sure this ride's fine.
You know, I'm sure the guy running the ride, he's probably a structural engineer.
We don't know.
That's probably how he lost his arm.
You know?
I don't know.