She ain't a peach, you oughta be pickin' She ain't the cup of tea, you oughta be sippin'
She treats you like you're broke, like you need fixin'
You ain't gettin' nothin' back for all that you're givin'
If you're good with who you're kissin', c'est la vie
But I can show you what you're missin', yeah, boy, I can be
The whiskey and your soda, the lime to your Corona
Shotgun to your Tacoma, the Audrey to your Hank
She's got a little style and a Hollywood smile
But believe me, honey, good as money in the bank
I'm everything she is and everything she ain't
She sees diamonds, but I'm seein' stars
You should leave her on an island, dance with me in this bar
Honey, there's plenty of fish in the sea
But if you take a second look, you'll see there's only one of me
The whiskey and your soda, the lime to your Corona
Shotgun to your Tacoma, the Audrey to your Hank
She's got a little style and a Hollywood smile
But believe me, honey, good as money in the bank
I'm everything she is and everything she ain't
She's all wrong for you, I'm just the girl next door you
Know, it's right as rain
The whiskey and your soda, the lime to your Corona
Shotgun to your Tacoma, the Audrey to your Hank
She's got a little style and a Hollywood smile
But believe me, honey, good as money in the bank
I'm everything she is and everything she ain't
Yeah, I'm everything she is and everything she ain't
Yeah, I'm everything she is and everything she ain't