I'm telling you, I went through it, man.
I'm telling you, man, I went through it.
* all my friends seeing the commercials and *,
like, don't try this at home.
Yeah, that's for when you're playing wrestling
with your brothers and *.
It's a lot different when your parents
put you through a hardcore match and *.
My friends, they, you know, they play wrestling,
getting the experience, being John Cena in Iraq.
Motherfuckers turning me into Mick Foley, goddammit.
I'm getting thrown through *.
This is some bullshit.
It's crazy, man.
It's * crazy.
But like I say, man, take that mental health seriously, yo.
Especially black people.
Especially black people, all right?
We got a lot of black women in the house.
Make some noise, black women.
Yes, yes.
Love it.
Love black women.
You know, people was trying to tell me,
I can't believe this *.
Their brothers was like, man, black women been hard on us
on social media.
Black women been real hard on us.
You better say something.
I said, *, not the way my career going.
I ain't saying * about black women, man.
Because let's be honest,
black women are the most underprotected group in society.
That is a fact, all right?
Underprotected.
I'm telling you, if society was a * battlefield,
black woman is out there butt-ass naked
with a helmet on and a slingshot
and *, just ducking bullets, goddammit.
Just * ricocheting bullets with their ass
and ping, just, just, it's tough.
Motherfuckers with guns walking by
talking about, make it work, black women.
Make it work.
Make it work, make it work.
It's tough on black women, it's tough.
But black women, they have had enough, all right?
They have had enough, and that is why I ain't gonna say *
about black women, you know?
Take Kevin Samuels, for example, right?
How we feel about Kevin Samuels, black women?
Nice, nice, nice, you know, I'm just saying,
just gauging it.
But yeah, take Kevin Samuels, for example, right?
This was a man who survived growing up
in a racist part of America
during the Civil Rights Movement.
During the Civil Rights Era.
Then he was diagnosed with Hodgkin's Lymphoma
and beat that.
This was a strong man.
That motherfucker started talking about black women
and died in two years.
I am not taking my chances, all right?
I am not taking my * chances.
It's tough, man, it's really tough.
But I've been doing comedy for about seven years now.
I've been doing comedy for about seven years now.
Make some noise for that.
The journey isn't easy.
Thank you.
And I love it, though.
I love it, though, because this is most of you guys'
first time seeing me perform, right?
Make some noise if it's your first time seeing me perform.
Yes, yes.
It's your first time seeing me perform, and it's great,
because that means I could either be the next Chris Rock,
or I could be Sarah Jessica * Anthony Parker's
* next baby daddy.
I don't know.
It's just some white bitch.
I'm a * white bitch.
Clap if a * anybody here * in their lifetime.
Make some noise for *.
Don't be scared.
Clap it up for *.
There we go.
There we go.
I went to school on campus.
I lived on campus.
And I'll tell you this.
One thing on campus teaches you about college
is that people are either studying or they're *.
I'm keeping it real.
You send your child away to school,
they're either going to study or they're going to *.
They're either going to do one or the other or both.
Some people are * off studying.
Some people are studying on *.
It's one or the other, man.