Me and R.J. and the kids was on a camp out in the mountains and we had us one of themU-Drive Marmy Jeep cars, which we'd rent it from a fella by the name of Cubosky for 30bucks a day, buy your gas along the way, take a rapid split, and leave a pint of blood fora deposit.And he explained it all to us, how we was supposed to get a Telluride, which is 50 milesaway by way of the regular highway, however, there was a shortcut, but unless we had drovethe Black Bear Road before, we'd better be off to stay in bed to sleep late, pay no attentionto the guitar there.Well, we took off in the highway and we come upon a sign that says, Black Bear Road, youdon't have to be crazy to drive this road, but it helps, I says, R.J., this must be theshortcut road Cubosky's talking about, she didn't pay no mind, cause she was making peanutbutter sandwiches for the kids in the backseat, throwing rocks and drinking Kool-Aid and playingCount the License Plates.But they wasn't having too much fun at Counting the License Plates, or cars, cause there weren'tno other cars.Rewind about a mile and a half, in about four hours, busted off the right front fender,tore a hole in the oil pan on a rock as big as a hall closet, went over a bump, spilledthe Kool-Aid, and Roy Gene stuck his polo knife right through the convertible top, andthe dog threw up all over the backseat, peanut butter don't agree with me, see.So we had to stop, take off the top, and air everything out and clean it up, the dog runoff and R.J. says she felt her asthma coming on, I was sitting there wondering what todo when the entire scenic San Juan U-Drive Marmy Jeep car sank in the mud at 13,000 feetabove sea level.Well, we shoveled it out and ate our lunch, the dog made a yellow hole in the snow, andRoy Gene got out his Instamatic and took a snapshot of it.Mary Elizabeth drew a picture of the road, it looked like a whole bunch of Z's and W'sall strung together, and R.J. took one look at it and said the only way is if that jeepcar is going down that road and over her dead body, and a rock slipped out in front of thewheel and the U-Drive Marmy Jeep car went right over the edge of a cliff.Doggone it, Roy Gene, how many times do I have to explain it to you?When I tell you to put a rock under the wheel, I mean rock!Now look at that, what you got there, no bigger grapefruit.