That sleepy little campfire, popped and kinda crackled

We were heating up the pork and beans

And Bubba said, "Man it don't get any better than this

If you know what I mean" We sat there for a minute, listening to the crickets

Thinking this was pretty hard to beat

Till Junior stood up, spit in the fire and said

"Boy's, I hate to disagree" But if a bus load of women, really good looking women

Just suddenly pulled in here and ol' Joe T. Garcia showed up

With fajitas and a hundred gallon keg of beer

And Haggard dropped by and brought Willie with him And they started taking requests

Now don't get me wrong boys

This is pretty good

But it could get better than this If Bill Dance and Hank Parker floated by in a boat

And volunteered to be our fishing guides

And Richard Petty pulled up in the old 43 car

And asked us if we wanted a ride We'd all sit around, singing, "Poncho and Lefty"

Playing poker, smoking big cigars

Now don't take offense ya'll, I'm perfectly content

Just sitting here under the stars But if a bus load of women, really good looking women

Just suddenly pulled in here and ol' Emeril Lagasse showed up

With Kielbasa and a hundred gallon keg of beer

And Haggard dropped by and brought Willie with him And they started taking requests

Now, don't get me wrong boys

This is pretty good

But it could get better than this But if a bus load of women, really good looking women

Just suddenly pulled in here and Little Jimmy Dickens showed up

With fried chicken and a hundred gallon keg of beer

Merle Haggard dropped by and brought Willie with him And they started taking requests

Now don't get me wrong boys

This is pretty good

But it could get better than this Yeah, don't get me wrong boys

This is pretty good

But it could get better than this