Donya Buding,
voted Outstanding Housewife
in the field of Orchid Cosmetology.
Donya Buding, the newest *** symbol
and featured as the centerfold in three bank annual reports.
Donya Buding returns to answer questions you've always wanted to ask.
But we'll go ahead and ask anyway.
But let me inform you that even if I grew up in a college with
the philosophy that rich women's children should not be stupid,
useless,
and only good at cooking dishes that
can't be bought in the grocery store,
I still have a sense of justice and truth in my mind.
I graduated from three correspondence schools and was awarded
a doctorate degree from three prestigious colleges that I was
given a deep well thanks to the Buding Educational Foundation.
Now shoot the first question.
Donya Buding,
is it true that rich women's lives are longer?
Of course!
First of all,
rich women are very selective in the kind of diseases they claim.
In our recent conferences of money,
attributes,
ties,
and usureras of the new group, DATUNG for short,
we agreed that diseases that follow cannot attack the DATUNG.
The prohibited diseases are cough,
fever,
cholera,
eczema,
acne,
rabies,
and measles.
Oh, my God!
Those are just diseases.
What are the allowable diseases of rich women?
The most popular disease, considered very chic,
is hemophilia,
a disease of nobility.
Rich women have naturally thin blood because the
sugar in their blood is made of confectioner's sugar.
Poor women, my God,
can you make blood rugby?
Heart attacks are still accepted,
but you have to choose the right time
and place where your heart will attack.
It's very chic if your heart attacks in the lobby of a
five-star hotel or while watching a performance at the
main theater of the Cultural Center of the Philippines.
But if you get attacked and hit inside a cubetta,
or while you're swiping at the Overpass,
or in the middle of a traffic jam in Avenida Rizal,
my God, your eyebrows will rise.
Herpes is in right now.
Immoral diseases.
It's a very sick disease because it's
covered by international magazines.
AIDS is also okay,
but there are elements of scandal,
especially if the one who has AIDS is a married man.
But for me,
the most first-class and avant-garde disease is anorexia nervosa,
the disease of people who fart.
I've been looking for this disease for a long time,
but I don't want to be a fool.