The way you shake it, I can't believe it, I ain't never seen a Slide that The way you move it, you make my PB go Doink, doink, doink I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true I ain't never seen a Slide that The way you move it, you make my PB go Doink, doink, doink The way she moves, she's like a ballet dancer She's shaking that stoop, she's doing jams I think someone's at the door, but I don't think I'ma answer Police saying freeze Doink, doink, doink What do you mean, freeze, please? I'm a human being, I have needs I'm not done, not till I'm finished peeing I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer, I'm already on my knees I can't get on the ground, any further, it's impossible for me Do not treat me like a murderer I just like to pee, pee, pee, yes, I make R&B I sing song, it go ring-a-trong, a ching-chong-chong-chong-ching Psych, I joke, I joke, I eat, I eat, if I defend, I'm sorry Please, please forgive, for I am triumph, the puppet dog I am a mere puppet, I can eat away with anything I sing, you will love it The way you shake it, I can't believe it, I ain't never seen a Slide that The way you move it, you make my PB go Doink, doink, doink Just like a Simpson, look so, so tempting Nick, I ain't never seen a Slide that Every time I see that show on MTV, my PB goes Doink, doink, doink Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum-bums I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn, only saying freeze Doink, doink, doink What do you mean, freeze? Geez, I just got my seat, I have ticket, look, I put it away, my zipper's zipped Please do not remove me from this movie, dear, to please, I did not even get to see Mary-Kate's shower scene, I didn't mean to be obscene Or make a great big scene, and don't treat me like I'm Pee-wee Herman This movie's PG, Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney I will simply plead, innocent, cop a plea, and be free Free, yes, free, right back on the streets What do you mean, my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy I am Triumph, Britney Spears has sold us like a man And I can say that, then you'll laugh, cause there's a puppet on my hand The way you shake it, I can't believe it I ain't never seen a slut like that The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go Doink, doink, doink Hilary Duff is not quite old enough, so I ain't never seen a boyfriend like that Maybe next year I'll say, since you make my pee-pee go Doink, doink, doink The way she moves, she dances like a go-go In that video, she sings, get out your bozo I need a new boyfriend, hi, my name is Jojo, police and freeze Doink, doink, doink What do you mean, freeze, my computers will be seized And my keys to my ranch, I just make cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of this Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this Nobody is safe from me, no, not even me I don't even know if I can say the word pee-pee-pee On the radio, but I think I need Janet, is that a prayer? I think I decide, psych, I joke, I joke I kid, I kid, I don't think my joke is working I must flee quick into the chopper, everybody get down I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down The way you shake it, I can't believe it I ain't never seen a slut like that The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go Doink, doink, doink I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true I ain't never seen a slut like that The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go Doink, doink, doink Doink, doink