The way you shake it, I can't believe it

I ain't never seen an ass like that

The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go

Doing, doing, doing

I don't believe it, it's almost to good to be true

I ain't never seen a ass like that

The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go

Doing doing doing The way she moves, she's like a belly-dancer

She's shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams

I think someone's at the door but I don't think I'mma answer

Police saying 'freeze!': doing, doing, doing

What do you mean, 'freeze'? Please, I'm a human being!

I have needs! I'm NOT done, not 'til I'm finished peeing

I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing

Mr. Officer! I'm already on my knees

I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me

And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee

Pee, pee, yes, I make R&B, I sing song

It go Ring-a-Chong, a-Ching-Chong-Chong-Chong-Ching

Psych! I joke, I joke! I keed, I keed!

If I offend, I'm sorry! Please, please, forgive!

For I am Triumph the Puppet Dog, I am a mere puppet

I can get away anything I say and you will love it! The way you shake it, I can't believe it

I ain't never seen an - ass like that

The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go

Doing doing doing

Jessica Simpson looks oh so tempting

Nick, I ain't never seen a ass like that

Everytime I see that show on MTV, my pee-pee goes

Doing doing doing Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome

Now they getting older, they're starting to grow bum-bums

I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn

Police saying 'freeze!': doing, doing, doing

What do you mean, 'freeze'? Geez, I just got my seat!

I have ticket, look, I put it away, my zipper's zipped!

Please do not remove me from this movie theatre, please

I did not even get to see Mary Kate's shower scene

I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene

And don't treat me like I'm Pee Wee Herman, this movie's PG

Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney

I will simple plead innocent, cop a plea, and be free

Free, yes free, right back on the streets

What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?

I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man

And I can say that and you'll laugh

Cause there's a puppet on my hand The way you shake it, I can't believe it

I ain't never seen an - ass like that

The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go

Doing, doing, doing

Hilary Duff is not quite old enough, so

I ain't never seen her butt like that

Maybe next year, I'll say ass and she'll make my pee-pee go

Doing, doing, doing The way she moves, she dances like a go-go

In that video, she sings, "Get out, you bozo

I need a new boyfriend!" Hi, my name is JoJo

Police saying 'freeze!': doing, doing, doing

What do you mean, 'freeze'? My computers will be seized

And my keys, to my ranch, I just bake cookies

Mr. Officer, lookie, take a whiff of this

Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this

Nobody is safe from me! No, not even me

I don't even know if I can say the word 'pee-pee'

Pee, on the radio but I think I did

Janet, is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit!

Psych! I joke, I joke, I keed, I keed

I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick!

Get to the chopper, everybody get out

I am not Triumph, I am Ah-nuld, get dowwwn! The way you shake it, I can't believe it

I ain't never seen an - ass like that

The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go

Doing, doing, doing

So Gwen Stefani, will you pee-pee on me please

I ain't never seen a - ass like that

Cause the way you move it, you make my pee-pee go

Doing, doing, doing The *** is wrong with you?

Ha!