Alright, we have another special thing we have to do before we begin our program.It's a little problem that we run into every time we play in a socially retarded area.Basically, what it amounts to is this.Some people have the wrong idea about what our musical ensemble is all about.You know, they have these crazed fantasies about what we're going to do when we get on stage, you see.And Florida, being the great place that it is, had quite a few of these fantasies.And, you know, they're disturbing enough that some promoters and important people down heredeemed it necessary to put special clauses into our contractsthat would preclude anything that would fall under the classification ofuh...obscenity or weirdness on stage.So, to prove that our heart is in the right place,we're going to take a loyalty oath now on stage.Swear before you.Everybody in the band, raise your right hand.I hereby...I, you say your name.I, you say your name.Do hereby solemnly swearin accordance with the laws of the great state of Floridaand the demands of rednecks everywhere.Do hereby solemnly...Hereby solemnly......agree under no circumstances whatsoeveroutside of a private showing in a hotel someplacepopulated...I hereby swear I will not whip out my tool......tool......pulch......coward......thrown...... purple......frog...... coveted...... чер верisso fate...pelle......der Falle......fraud......robber...