I don't know, man.
It's not a racist thing.
It's not a racist thing,
but they just need to use common sense at airport security.
Just check the Arabs.
All right?
Because that's who hijacks planes.
And that's not racist, that's common sense.
Let me tell you something,
if you get robbed and the getaway car is a Cadillac,
right?
Then you know there was a brother involved.
If you in the hills of Tennessee
and some Jewish guy gets his ass whipped,
you looking for a redneck with a pickup truck.
And if you on a plane and some * starts ticking,
well, Abdul, we got a few questions for you.
And they tell me I'm wrong.
Say I pick on Arabs.
Well, guess what?
It's their turn.
*, I'm black.
You think I'm gonna feel sorry for Arabs?
You know how happy we are to see the pressure
on someone else for a while?
I'm walking through the store,
securities follow me.
I'm like, hey, there's an Arab here.
Whoa, thanks a lot.
And I make these jokes,
man,
but don't get the wrong idea.
I'm not racist,
except in traffic.
Because you know everybody's a racist in traffic,
man.
You know,
the sooner you get cut off,
that's the first place
you go,
that black son of a * cut me off,
man.
This Mexican can't,
oh,
look at this Chinese son of a *.
You ever get cut off by somebody and you're not sure what they are,
so you got to follow
them for a while?
Because see,
the thing about racism,
racism is based in stereotypes,
right?
And they always
say stereotypes aren't true.
Yes, they are.
That's where they come from.
It's common traits
people have, but there's always a balance.
You always got the good with the bad, so you
got to look at the whole thing, right?
Like Asians.
What do they say about Asians?
Asians
can't drive.
That * is true.
They cannot drive, man.
I was on the freeway, I saw the
scariest * in the world.
I saw an Asian driving an expedition.
Really, I just ran
my * in the guardrail, man.
Just, you know.
Figure I saved him some time.
So they can't
drive,
but they're also known for being very smart,
right?
So that's a good
balance.
It's like you can't drive,
but you're a genius,
you know.
Mexicans,
everyone talks about Mexicans.
What do they say?
Oh, look, there's 10 Mexicans in the car.
Yeah, but they on their way to work.
Mexicans are the hardest working people in the world,
man.
Really, I get tired just
watching their ass, man.
I'm black, you know.
We got stuck with the crime thing,
you know,
right?
That's our stereotype.
Like,
oh,
look,
he's black,
he'll steal some *.
You know,
but then we also got the big dick thing.
See, that'll balance a lot of * right there.
You call me what you want,
as long as you put that on the end.
Hey,
look at that * over there with the big dick.
Well, thank you.
Thank you very much.