So you're saying that you don't have rhythm
But listen at what you're doing right there
With that stamp and a book you've got a real nice hook
Sounds to me like you've got rhythm to spare

I have no idea what your talking about
I've got as much rhythm as that chair
What happened to me was a tragedy
But I don't have to be a millionaire
Look I got a sweet deal going on here
I've got all the books that I can read
All these sweet old ladies and this carpet from the 80's
What more could a librarian need?
Besides I ain't got rhythm
No I ain't got rhythm
Said I ain't got rhythm
I ain't got rhythm

You're kidding me right, you're, you're kidding me
Don't you see what you were doing right then
That's a wicked groove you were starting to move
Mr., you got rhythm times 10

I think perhaps that your not listening
I find it tedious to repeat
It's no big crime
I just can't keep time
I'm telling you I lost the beat
I don't need my face on t-shirts
Or hit a power-chord guitar
They were screaming my name
I guess it's a shame
But I don't need to be a rock star
Besides I ain't got rhythm
No I ain't got rhythm
Said I ain't got rhythm
I ain't got rhythm

I ain't got rhythm
Sounds like rhythm to me
No I ain't got rhythm
Seems like they all agree
Said I ain't got rhythm
I aint got rhythm
But your laying down some funky syncopation
I ain't got rhythm
But you got that beat
No I ain't got rhythm
Look at them, their stomping their feet
Said I ain't got rhythm

I ain't got rhythm
It's time for you to rock a brand new generation
Gonna rock a brand new generation

Cause I ain't got rhythm
Would u just go join the band
Hey! Look at me!
Hey I got rhythm!