oh *** what's this new 900 number *** let me call this *** and see what the *** this all about 1-900-S-P-I-C-E this better not be no bull*** either what the *** is this who the *** is this like some mother***ing soul food niggas and bitches hear my rhyming they be getting loose because 187 proof or get the hoes juice excuse expression but I'm simply just a crazy nigga who can't help kicking a funky *** to make my pockets bigger you try to spool S-P-I-C-E get a late pass because the fact is pumping your ass up like a gage blast A-N-T-D-A-N-K-S is kicking funky jams knocking your niggas out the box like a battle ram I got the faculty in back of me don't mess with me cuz murder ism is my mother***ing specialty coming with the gangsta *** I kick it all the time bitch talking about killing mother***ers dumping them in the ditch cuz if it's funky yo it's funky nigga deal with it punk ass niggas becoming fake I'm coming real with it I'm sick as *** so don't step to me and play me close I have your hun from a mother***ing phone post Spice 1 is kicking the funky gangsta *** that's party pure I won't be needing a doctor 187 is the cure because I'm quick to pick the phone up and say *** them all this is an obscene phone call