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"Ladies and Gentlemen, due to illness, tonight the part of Denis Leary, will be played by Denis Leary. And now welcome Denis Leary. ". Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. And * you
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Denis Leary/Adam Roth). Everything is horrible, yeah, really really really terrible. I'm really depressed, I'm really downtrodden. I'm downtrodden square uh-huh. The whole world is doomed, yeah
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Denis Leary/Chris Phillips). They come over here and they take all our land. They chop of our heads and they boil them in oil. Our children are
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Denis Leary/Chris Phillips). I want you to get a gun. And head on down to Washington. I want you to climb up high. High in the sky and shoot them all. Th-th-they don't deserve to live. What did
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We did it all. We did whatever we could get our hands on back in the seventies. We did * handfuls of mushrooms, pills, Ludes, coke. Whatever it was, we just * swallowed it, ok? That's what we did!
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I love to smoke. I smoke seven thousand packs a day, ok. And I am never * quitting! I don't care how many laws they make. What's the law now? You can only smoke in your apartment, under a blanket,
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I love to smoke. I love to smoke and I love to eat red meat. I love to eat raw * red meat. Nothing I like better than sucking down a hot steaming cheese burger and a butt at the same time. I love
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Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream. About me, about you, the way our American hearts beat. Down in the bottom of our chests, about the special feeling We get in the cockles of o
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I'm sick and tired of my generation getting blamed for the state of the planet. I'm sick of my generation getting called the tv generation. "Well all you guys do is watch TV. " What did you expect!?
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And I'll tell you something else right now. I have the solution to the drug problem in this country. Nobody wants to hear it, but I have it. Not less drugs, more drugs. Get more drugs, and give 'e
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I have no head for figures. My hands cannot explain. Endangered animals and acid rain. I see dead rivers running dry. I see the activists who march and cry. How they cry singin'. Why must we des
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