I uh I also went to Berlin on that trip that was cool Berlin and what a freaky town what a goth
weird town right we went to a *** club called Kit Kat Club that was great that was the most
fun I've ever had in my entire life and I've been to a Jimmy Buffett concert okay
like do you have any idea how high that bar has to be r.i.p dude that was incredible but yeah it
was super fun what a crazy experience uh we walk in so we're like in these get-ups you walk in the
first thing we see is just a row of men masturbating it was truly this is the first
thing we see it was crazy and so my husband was like babe like if you want to leave I totally
get it you know it's like no skin off my nose we can leave and I was just too busy in front of them
just like little old me
babe you never do this for me this is so nice
how sweet yeah
after that trip I was so bummed I was like oh my god I have to go back to New York
like work responsibilities all that * and then I took the subway
brings me back you know
that guy was flaccid though so it was a different experience
and he was wearing a COVID mask it was really weird I don't know I didn't really get it
yeah I uh
here we go
here's what I do consider myself a feminist I consider myself a feminist despite a lot of things
I've said tonight I but but I do consider myself a feminist do we have any feminists here
wow wow too many I
yeah I think that the most feminist thing about me is that I give really bad blow jobs
it's true it's true are you putting your money where your mouth is I don't know
I don't know and like I feel like everybody has that girlfriend that is way too confident in their
blow job skills and I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know
it's like I'll be like oh I don't think I give good blow jobs my friends are like really I am
amazing at it it's like it's like my thing and I'm like really says who the guy whose dick you're
sucking like I don't think he's gonna be honest with you are you walking out of there with a
comment card because honestly I could use one okay what are the comments what are the scores I need
to know so we during the pandemic we had to do these things called zoom comedy shows oh my god
they were so sad and uh one zoom comedy show this guy was heckling me in the chat section
of a zoom comedy show like this is how low my life was okay
and somebody comments he goes may looks like she gives really toothy blow jobs
and I was just like what the hell when did I give that guy head
Brad I told you to keep it a secret
what are you doing here yeah glad to be off the market I have some friends that are still single
uh it * it's it's hard out there it really it is terrible out there it seems like but like
my girlfriends whenever they actually like a guy it doesn't matter what the guy says or does they
can always spin it to a positive it's really remarkable okay it's like it's like they become
publicists for the guys that they're seeing truly it's truly I want to hire them like they're good
they're good at what they do they're good at what they do they're good at what they do they're good
at what they do okay like I have this one friend and she just started seeing this new guy so I was
like oh you know have you heard from him and she was like well you know no but it's because he's
too busy and successful to have time to text me I was like um huh okay I was just like well your
birthday just passed you know what'd he get you and she was like well you know nothing but it's
because he's saving for our future yeah that tracks
and like this girl's a * mess so I was like whatever anyone's a step up from the guy that you
caught in bed with your sister and she was like no no it's him he's making such an effort with
my family can you believe what a sweetheart this girl could have been dating like Epstein
and she'd be like he owns an island we can go he brings young girls on study abroad programs
how nice of him