Meanwhile, behind the façade of this innocent-looking bookstore, there lurks the secret workshop of a strange Albanian genius, Eval Ektol. Zelda the Great, even greater than Houdini! Without the marvelous escape devices which I, Eval Ektol, make for you each year, you would be nothing! Stop taunting me, Eval! I hate robbing banks. All I ever wanted to be was a poor but honest magician. We have an obscure peasant saying in my country, dead men tell no tales. I sign a contract with the syndicate. Kidnapping, murder, where will it end? You know I abhor violence. What's the shooting schedule? Gentlemen, dear friends, remember, contract calls for bumping Batman is in writing. Okay, if it's in writing. Can Batman escape? One hint, the worst is yet to come. Robin, this is one time I'll have to go it alone. Can I help being a woman? Can I help being a woman? Some other lifetime, Batman. Perhaps some other lifetime. Copyright © 2013, New Thinking Allowed Foundation