The 60s brought the hippie breed And decades later things have changed indeed We lost the values but we kept the weed You've got a lot to see The Reagan years have laid the frame For movie stars to play the White House game We're not too far from voting Feldman Haim You've got a lot to see The town of Vegas has got a different face Cause it's a family place with lots to do Where in the 50s a man could mingle with scores Of all the seediest whores, well now his children can too You heard it from the canine's mouth The country's changed, that is except the South And you'll agree No one really knows, my dear lady friend Just quite how it all will end So hurry, cause you've got a lot to see The baldness gene was cause for dread But that's a fear that you can put to bed They'll shave your ass and glue it on your head You've got a lot to see The PC age has moved the bar A word like redneck is a step too far The proper term is country music star You've got a lot to see Our flashy cell phones make people mumble gee whiz Look how important he is, his life must rule You'll get a tumor, but on your surgery day The doc will see it and say, wow, you must really be cool There's lots of things you may have missed Like Pee-wee and his famous wrist Or Bandy Duncan's creepy phony eye That awesome thundercat shark you Neil Armstrong landing on the moon Neil Armstrong? Wait, was he the trumpet guy? So let's go see the USA They'll treat you right unless you're black or gay or Cherokee But you can forgive the world and its flaws And follow me there because You've still got a hell of a lot to see You've got a lot to see