Son of a gun. You walked into the party Like you were walking onto a yacht Your hat strategically dipped below one eye Your scarf, it was apricot You had one eye in the mirror As you watched yourself cavort And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner They'd be your partner And you're so vain You probably think this song is about you You're so vain I'll bet you think this song is about you Don't you, don't you You had me several years ago When I was still quite naive When you said that we made such a pretty pair And that you would never leave But you gave away the things you loved And one of them was me I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee Clouds in my coffee And you're so vain You probably think this song is about you You're so vain I'll bet you think this song is about you Don't you, don't you I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee Clouds in my coffee And you're so vain You probably think this song is about you You're so vain I'll bet you think this song is about you Don't you, don't you I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee Clouds in my coffee And you're so vain You probably think this song is about you Don't you, don't you When I hear you went up to Santa Toga And your horse naturally won And when you're not, you're with some underworld spy Or the wife of a close friend And you're so vain You probably think this song is about you You're so vain I'll bet you think this song is about you Don't you, don't you Don't you, don't you You're so vain You probably think this song is about you You're so vain You probably think this song is about you You're so vain