You walked into a party like you were walking into the yard Your hat strategically dimmed below one eye Your scarf, it was apricot cat You had one eye in the mirror And you watched yourself go by And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner They'd be your partner And you're so vain You probably think this song is about you You're so vain I bet you think this song is about you Don't you? Don't you? Oh, you had me several years ago When I was quite naive, yeah Well, you said we made such a pretty pair, yeah But that you would never leave, no But you gave away the things that you loved And one of them was me Oh, there was clouds in my coffee Clouds in my coffee, oh, yeah You're so vain You probably think this song is about you You're so vain I bet you think this song is about you Don't you? Don't you? Oh, yeah You're so vain, baby, yeah Don't take me through this, no, no Ooh, yeah, yeah And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner They'd be your partner And you're so vain You probably think this song is about you You're so vain I bet you think this song is about you Don't you? Don't you? I hear that you went up to Saratoga And your heart's been naturally won Then you flew your little jet up to Nova Scotia, yeah To watch the totally gloomy oversight Why you should be all the time And when you're not, you're with some Underwood spy or the wife of a close friend Wife of a close friend, yeah, yeah, yeah You're so vain You probably think this song is about you You're so vain I bet you think this song is about you Don't you? Don't you? You're so vain Oh, baby, yeah You probably think this song is about you You're so vain You probably think this song is about you Yes, you do You're so vain You probably think this song is about you You're so vain You're so vain