... You're the mean one Mr. Grinch You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus As charming as a heel Mr. Grinch You're a bad banana with a Greasy black peel ... You're a monster Mr. Grinch Your heart's an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders You've got garlic in your soul Mr. Grinch ... You're a vile one Mr. Grinch You have a dirty smile You have all the tender sweetness Of a seasick crocodile Mr. Grinch Now given the choice between the two of you I'd take them Seasick crocodile Seasick crocodile No one that can describe you Or think the same No, no, no Stay, stay Oh, Mr. Grinch Mr. Grinch ...
