You look so pretty in your house of slots
And the tea bunnies watch you
Your dog won't bark when the postman comes
But you keep saying he'll bite you
Going down on horse-drawn wheels
To re-dig the ancient again
You keep telling me sooless
If I don't know a wonderful English policeman
You talk too much of a nothing at all And wonder why
I'm not listening
You buy me a road-around automobile
And don't know there's anything to sing
You're chasing a million dreams or more
You're running along lines out of time
You'll be asking me soon if anyone thinks you're any relation of mine
Your one-way smile makes you look so
sad You don't even take in the wind
The day that you put on your see-through
mask Is the day that it all began
Round and round on spinning wheels And locking your door to the night
You missed out the plot to your one
-act play You're such a peculiar sight
You look so funny in your house of
slots A pity your bonnet won't fit you
Your dog won't bark when the postman
comes But you keep saying he'll bite you
Your dog won't bark when the postman
comes But you keep saying he'll bite you
Your dog won't bark Your dog won't bark