We'll work for food.
What are you gonna do for me?
Lay in front of my car so it don't look like I'm out of help?
You motherfucker.
Anybody vote for George Bush?
Raise your hand.
No. How the * did this motherfucker get into office?
Building falling down, bombing poor countries,
shuttles crashing, employment jobs, 401K.
Who are you gonna vote for next time?
Doc * Vader?
Dumb motherfucker.
I wrote him a letter in crayon
just to make sure he'd get it.
And the prices of hookers are too high.
I'm sure Joe Diaz was talking about hookers.
They're up to here.
I can't stand it now.
They want the money and before you know
it you don't have any sir.
I go to the Congo when I want to pick up a
prostitute because they're a dollar
and you get them for a whole month.
And at
the end of the month if you don't want to pay them you can kill them.
Nobody reports anything.
And I like Viagra too.
This new drug.
I don't particularly like drugs, pills.
But Viagra I like because those young girls who
go out with the rich guys just for their money,
they're actually gonna have to * them now.
They're gonna have to * E.T.
No more just * the pool boy
and driving around all day shopping.
You're gonna have to * that thing that used to be a dick.
And it's not a pretty sight because the old man's
cum has been in his ball sack for like 20 years.
Hey, hey, what do you mean?
Cum is your friend?
That's why you're here.
Somebody dropped some in somebody's belly.
Silly crowd.
Word to the wise.
Go to school.
Stop * old men you little whores.
What's with this spring break bullshit
you college motherfucking *?
What are you taking a break from?
Jacking off all semester long?
Yeah, it's hard.
It's hard being a college student today.
Those 17 hour days are showing your tits
and your pussy on girls gone stupid ass.
I'm up to here with the movie theater too.
I don't go to the theater anymore.
I'm up to here.
I'm up to here.
Daddy, what was this?
The Sixth Sense?
Daddy, I see dead people.
This isn't real
life.
Kid came up to you and said,
Daddy,
I see dead people.
I say, I don't give a * what you
saw.
I'd like to * your mother once before I grow old.
Go to bed.
You little blind-legged mother.
Go to bed.
I'm gonna see her.
You know who you're gonna see?
You're gonna see * child
services coming to the house.
I'm gonna beat your * ass.
Charlie's Angels.
Oh, that's real.
That's real real.
Some skinny biatch.
He's gonna kick 240 pounds of coked up,
drunken,
lost body.
Come at me.
Come at me.
You Barrymore, you Lucy Lou.
Whoever
the * she is.
You always gotta put a hoary blonde in every production.
I don't know.
We need another hoary blonde.
I don't have any.
You wanna build Iraq, rebuild Iraq.
How about rebuilding them other * roads around here?
You live 18 minutes from work.
It takes you three days to get there.