The world's greatest mystery, love between the woman and the man Some guys are Romeo's, others simply do the best they can I'm just your average, ordinary Joe Trying to learn things I never knew I had to know, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah What's a man supposed to do? I don't get no kick from nine to five And I'm not a man who thinks it's true It's a woman's place to keep her love alive Watched enough daytime TV to know my baby's needs Sometimes I swear that she's impossible to please She says, give me all that I want of your money, baby But you never take me dancing Give me all that I want of your money, baby But you never take me dancing Really think I do a lot to show How I feel about her in my way, yeah Roses on her anniversary Candlelight and me on her birthday, yeah Just when I thought that I had it all worked out Now she says I still don't know what it's all about She says, give me all that I want of your money, baby But you never take me dancing Give me sweet little talk on me honey, baby But you never take me dancing Give me all that I want of your money, baby But you never take me dancing I'm just a average ordinary Joe Trying to learn things I never knew I had to know Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Give me all that I want of your money, baby But you never take me dancing Give me sweet little talk on me honey, baby But you never take me dancing Talk on me, girl She said, give me all that I want of your money, baby But you never take me dancing Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Give me sweet little talk on me honey, baby But you never take me dancing Take me dancing Well, it's a love Ay, ay, ay, yeah Gave me, gave me, gave me Well, I gave you, where was it? Gave me Gave her Gave me Gave me Gave me Gave me