Well, you can't have a snog with a snowman
Cos his heart is made of snow
And it's just snow joke from a frozen bloke
And he'll say no to an Eskimo
If you go where the wild blizzards blow, man
Well, he just won't want to play
For the simple reason that if he stops freezing
Then he just might melt away
Well, you can't have a snog with a snowman
It's a plain and simple rule
Cos if you cuddle, he'll turn to a puddle
And so he just can't lose his cool
Though he might be a sweet whisper low man
At minus ten degrees
Though he might be willing
Well, he's much too chilling
And you'll need some antifreeze
If you sit on his knee
Could be you'll get him missed
You'll get your assets frozen
Just supposing you get my trips
Oh, the next time that you make a snowman
Make a nice little lady too
Oh, so nice from snow and ice
For the snowman to love true
And Santa Claus, the ho-ho-ho man
Will take them on his sleigh
To hug and squeeze
Where the penguins freeze
At the North Pole far away
At the North Pole far away