Oh my mother was frightened by a shotgun they say that's why I'm such a wonderful shot I'd be out in the cactus and I'd practice all day and now tell me what have I got I'm quick on the trigger with targets not much bigger than a pin point I'm number one but my score with a feller is lower than a seller oh you can't get a man with a gun when I'm with a pistol I sparkle like a crystal yes I shine like the morning sun but I lose all my luster when with a brocco buster oh you can't get a man with a gun with a gun with a gun no you can't get a man with a gun if I went to battle with someone's herd of cattle you'd have steak when the job was done but if I shot the herder they'd holler bloody murder and you can't shoot a male in the tail like a quail oh you can't get a man with a gun those gals with umbrellas they're always out with fellers in the rain or the blazing Sun but a man never trifles with gals who carry rifles oh you can't get a man with a gun with a gun with a gun no you can't get a man with a gun a man's love is mighty he'll even buy a nightie for a gal who he thinks is fun but they don't buy pajamas for pistol-packing mamas and a man may be hot but he's not when he's shot oh you can't get a man with a gun