You can do anything you want, as long as it makes sense What a long haul it's been, my old and trusted friend Don't think I'm being mean, just can't find a gift to send I didn't betray a sign, not a tremble of the limb In life, we're all daft as chum, of all wisdom, this is the sum You can't fool me, Dennis You can do anything you want, as long as it makes sense Remember those balmy days, through rose-tinted haze Thought you were a cypher, thought you were a man, all the students drove her mad It always pays to be brave, from the cradle to the grave When the cat befriended the mouse, there wasn't a dry eye in the house You can't fool me, Dennis I know there's something amiss You can't fool me, Dennis Not me in a cocktad, you always play with a straight bass I know You can do anything you want, as long as it makes sense I know