You can have him
I don't want him
He's not worth fighting for
Besides, there's plenty more
Where he came from
I don't want him
You can have him
I'm givin' him the sack
So he can go right back
Where he came from
I'm afraid I never loved him
He'd be better off with you
I could never make him happy
All I ever wanted to do was
Run my fingers through his curly locks
Mend his clothes and dandy socks
Fit your slippers and remove his shoes
Wipe his glasses when he read the news
Rub his forehead with a gentle touch
Mornings after when he had a little too much
Kiss him gently when he cuddled near
And give him babies one for every year
So you see
That you can have him
I don't want him
I don't want him
You can have him
Because he's not the man
Then I'd close the windows
While he soundly slept
Then I'd raid the icebox
Where the food is kept
I'd fix him breakfast
He prefers the most
Eggs and coffee
And some buttered toast
Ah
Ah
Then I'd go out and buy the papers
And when they'd been read
Spend the balance of the day in bed
So you see
That you can have him
I don't want him
I don't want him
You can have him
Because he's not my man
I don't want him
You can have him
You can have him
I don't want him
I don't want him
You can have him
Because he's not the man
For me
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