You are woman, I am man You are smaller, so I can be taller than You are softer to the touch It's a feeling I like feeling very much You are someone I've admired Still our friendship leaves something to be desired Does it take more explanation than this? You are woman, I am man Let's kiss Isn't this the height of nonchalance Furnishing a bed in restaurants? Well, a bit of dinner never hurt But guess who is gonna be dessert? Do good girls do just what mama says When mama's not around? It's a feeling Oy vey, what a feeling A bit of pâté I drink it all day Should I do the things he'll tell me to? In this pickle, what would Sadie do? In my soul, I feel an inner lack Just suppose he wants his dinner back Now I feel that there's a fire here Oh, try that once, a little higher, dear What a beast to ruin such a pearl Would a convent take a Jewish girl? You are woman You are man Let's