You are woman, I am man You are smaller, so I can be taller than You are softer to the touch It's a feeling I like feeling very much You are someone I've admired Still our friendship leaves something to be desired Does it take more explanation than this? You are woman, I am man Let's kiss Isn't this the height of nonchalance Furnishing a bed in restaurants Well, a bit of dinner never hurt But guess who is gonna be dessert? Two good girls do just what mama says When mama's not around, it's a feeling Oy vey, what a feeling A bit of pate? I drink it all day Should I do the things you tell me to In this pickle? What would Sadie do? In my soul I feel an inner lack Just suppose he wants his dinner back Just some dried-out toast and a sliver On the top, a little chopped liver How many girls become a sin While waiting for a roast beef din Though most girls slip in ordinary ways I got style, I do it bordelaise Well, at least you think I'm special You ordered a la carte It's a feeling I like feeling very I feel the feeling down to my toes Now I feel that there's a fire here Oh, try that once, a little higher, dear What a beast to ruin such a pearl Would a convent take a Jewish girl? Does it take more explanation than this? Oh, the thrills and chills going through me If I stop him now, can he sue me? You are woman You are man Let's see