Miami, Florida.
True story.
Miami, Florida.
True story.
Dade County Police are trying out a program
right now where they're trying out baboons.
Baboons to possibly replace drug sniffing dogs.
Why?
Baboons have a keener sense of smell and they have
the agility to climb buildings and fire escapes.
Baboons.
So you're sitting in your fifth story apartment one night.
Is that
your fire escape?
All of a sudden from outside your fire
escape a * baboon grabs your dime bag.
You're sitting on your couch going,
was that your buddy from Tijuana?
He had a pink ass.
I'm going to leave you guys with a gift.
This is a piece of comedy I've been writing for the
last two years and I'm actually very proud of it.
I hope you guys enjoy it.
My name is Craig Gass and this is a piece
of comedy that I wrote that I call Yoda.
Doing Elvis.
He's really old so it takes him.
I don't know why I'm talking like Adam Sandler right now.
But, uh, hey,
what's up?
This is Adam Sandler and, uh, thank you.
And, uh,
and,
uh,
and,
uh,
this is an impression that I call Yoda doing Elvis.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here
we go.
Here we go.
Yes.
Great gas.
Great gas.
Great gas.