This morning I made myself a brew
Sat myself down to read the news
Someone said I've been spotted ***
In Tesco's by the mangoes in an old pair of shoes
Apparently I got a new tattoo Done like a cheerer but I really do
Don't go believing all the lies they tell
Cause the truth don't sell half as well
I'm hoping by tomorrow I'll be yesterday's news
Got me in trouble with the Mrs. for * I didn't do
I need a miracle if there's a chance of making it through
So please,
please give us the truth I'm hoping
by tomorrow I'll be yesterday's news
Got me in trouble in a lawsuit for * I didn't do
My face on the front page looking dazed and confused
Tomorrow I'll be yesterday's news
My memory's bad at the best of times
So I question which one of these crimes
I really did or I did not There are
things I remember and things I forgot
There's a thing I do when I get mad
It's called burying my head in the sand
There's just one thing that scares me to death
The whole thing blows over then blows back
again I'm hoping by tomorrow I'll be yesterday's
news Got me in trouble with the Mrs. for *
I didn't do I need a miracle if there's a
chance of making it through So please,
please give us the truth I'm hoping by tomorrow I'll
be yesterday's news Got me in trouble in a
lawsuit for * I didn't do My face on the
front page looking dazed and confused
Tomorrow I'll be yesterday's news
The truth gets stolen, the lies sell Well,
click the link and wish me hell
Go on and judge me,
have your laughs I'm hoping by tomorrow I'll be yesterday's
news Got me in trouble with the Mrs. for *
I didn't do My face on the front page looking dazed and
confused Tomorrow I'll be yesterday's news