Hey Priscilla, I was like driving by your house
and I think I left some things there.
I was wondering if I could maybe stop by and come get them.
I gave you two months to come and pick up your stuff.
Surprise, you never did.
So I'll tell you what,
if you're thinking I'm the type to pack it up in a box
and leave it on the porch.
Well, honey, I'm not.
Got a couple lawn chairs, a cooler full of beer,
and all my girls will be my cashiers.
I'm having me a yard sale,
10 to 5,
follow all the yellow signs.
Everything is half price,
get you something nice.
I'm talking John Boat,
fishing poles,
deer,
mounting my Sea Oaks.
Sorry, baby, those Lou Casey's gotta go.
I'm having me a yard sale.
I'm having me a yard sale, yard sale.
I could make a pretty penny off your green egg grill,
but the hot neighbor might come over tonight and chill.
And there's a couple other things that I think I'mma keep.
I'll turn your Levi's into ex-boyfriend jeans.
I want that flannel shirt and your trucker hat.
If you want something else,
you better bring cash.
I'm having me a yard sale,
10 to 5,
follow all the yellow signs.
Everything is half price,
get you something nice.
I'm talking John Boat,
fishing poles,
deer,
mounting my Sea Oaks.
Sorry, baby, those Lou Casey's gotta go.
I'm having me a yard sale.
I'm having me a yard sale, yard sale.
Xbox,
golf clubs,
everything including you must go.
I'm having me a yard sale,
10 to 5,
follow all the yellow signs.
Everything is half price,
get you something nice.
I'm talking John Boat,
fishing poles,
deer,
mounting my Sea Oaks.
Sorry, baby, those Lou Casey's gotta go.
Sold!
Sold!
Sold!
Sold! Sold!
Sold!
Sold! Sold! Sold!