Went down to the mall,
they said they like my face.
You've got a real nice nose, and your eyes
are in the right place.
How would you like to sign the dotted line?
It'll bring you lots of fame.
You'll be king of the hill and have a street that bears your name.
Yay.
First we'll sterilize it.
Yay.
So we can merchandise it.
It
was like a sweet dream in an old fairy tale.
Overnight I got more famous than the cycle watches people wear.
So we went down to Liechtenstein,
the Argentine, and Caroline.
Did a shoot at the water line and drank turpentine with my concubine.
Yay.
First we'll sterilize it.
Yay. So we can merchandise it.
Yay.
So everybody buys it.
Yay. Once we've televised it.
With
the sun on my back and a smile on my face,
I was convinced it would last longer than
these last few days.
When we went back,
I realized that was all,
and that was fine.
They shook my hand, said you did real fine.
We might just call you one more time.
Yay.
First we'll sterilize it.
Yay.
So we can merchandise it.
Yay.
So everybody buys it.
Yay.
Once we've
televised it.
Drove down to the mall.
They said they liked his name.
You've got real nice hair,
boy,
and your ears are inside the frame.
How would you like to sign on the dotted line?
It'll bring you lots of fame.
So we're looking for a new phrase and a sneak to bear your name.
Yay.
First we'll sterilize him.
Yay.
So we can merchandise him.
Yay.
So everybody buys him.
Yay.
We've got to televise him.