The Apple Went Bad
The apple went bad and lost its smile
It was heaven for a while
You get it all at any price
God, I'm so glad you named it twice
Shut up, sit down, don't talk
It's the Christmas card of New York
Shut up, sit down, don't walk
It's the Christmas card of New York
I am God, I look like lights in the sky
There's Christmas lights around the spire
My little bulldogs are on fire
Wish I could walk across the sea
That bad old apple's where I should be
Shut up!
Sit down, don't talk
It's the Christmas card of New York
Shut up, sit down, don't walk
It's the Christmas card of New York
Shut up, sit down, don't talk
It's the Christmas card of New York
Shut up, sit down, don't walk
It's the Christmas kind of New York
All the lights they shine so brightly
All the buildings in the scene
Gallop camps and all the bars
You know exactly where you are
You know exactly where you are
Shut up, sit down, don't talk
It's the Christmas God of New York
Shut up, sit down, don't walk
It's the Christmas God of New York
Shut up, sit down, don't talk
It's the Christmas God of New York
Shut up, sit down, don't walk
It's the Christmas God of New York
Shut up, sit down, don't talk
It's the Christmas God of New York
Shut up, sit down
Don't walk
It's the Christmas God of New York