I've been called the world's worst loser And I don't doubt a moment that it's true But I can't smile pretending I won't miss you I'm the world's worst loser when I'm losing you I've been known at times to gamble And to cheat if it would help me win I stack the deck but this time you're the dealer I'm the world's worst loser on the other end I may even cry when it's over Or make fun of your somebody new I'll hold on as long as I can Because I'm the world's worst loser when I'm losing you
