I don't mind working weekends, I don't mind working nights
I'm just getting going when you're putting out the lights
I don't mind working weekends, although I'd rather not
Not when the weather's sunny, not when it's hot, hot, hot
Are we going to the seaside, or maybe to the lakes?
Are we going to the seaside, where the white water breaks?
Are we going to the seaside, can I jump in that boat?
I'll make a little mess for myself amongst all yours
Well, I've been hooked at different ranges, trapped in my little bubble
Can I come away with you? I won't be any trouble
I'll pretend to tie my shoelace if we should meet a friend
I don't want to be a nuisance, I don't want to offend
Are we going to the seaside, or maybe to the lakes?
Are we going to the seaside, where the white water breaks?
Are we going to the seaside, I want to see the sights
Show me father laughter, show me the bright lights
You seem to be forgetting something, this is a bad dog
Well, I'm this cool cat ticker with a dungy ticker
I'm the condensation on the barrel and the flickers
I'm the super rainers, he flashes and he flickers, yeah, yeah
I'm the evacuee, the boy from the blitz
The diabolical stench from the sulfur pits
You're under threat, bed seats and livery out on the ritz
I'm the pain in your eyes when you realise it's still daylight
It's still daylight, it's still daylight, it's still daylight
Are we going to the dancing, I want to see the fights
Show me father laughter, show me the bright lights
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