Here's a friend I never had.
He's so good at being bad.
That's my little ducky dude.
And these are all the shoes he chewed.
He goes walking down the street,
biting everyone he meets.
Bark and snap and sniff and scratch.
Show some teeth and then attack.
I love my purple ball of fluff.
I'll flip a switch and turn him off.
Turn on!
He loves to howl.
Oh, what a growl!
Just watch him play.
Chase those annoying brats away.
What?
Fangs that glisten in the sun.
They make all the children run.
He's the toughest little cur.
A fighting flea bag full of fur.
I'll get rid of Sportacus, me and my canine bat.
With my plan that's so darn clever,
I'll make him leave town forever.
I love my little robot hound.
He's the meanest mutt around.
He loves to howl.
Oh, what a growl!
Just watch him play.
Chase those annoying brats away.
One more time!
He loves to howl.
Oh, what a growl!
Just watch him play.
Chase those annoying brats away.