Women seem to like me

They seem to like what I have to say

When they see me out in public

Women seem to look my way Women seem to treat me so gracious

They sing me to sleep with a song

But there always seems to be a problem

Women don't seem to like me long, yeah yeah yeah Women seem to want me

To stay with them all night

We have so much in common

Our futures really do seem bright Women seem to forgive me

They seem to become my very good friends

But when it comes time for a commitment

The romance always seems to end Yeah, they tell me all their stories

We lay awake and talk all night

Maybe it's me, I don't know but in the morning

There always seems to be some kind of fight La la la la, la la la la la

La la la la, la la la la la Though women seem to be so clever

I love all the jokes that they tell

Like my last boyfriend really hurt me in bed

Hey but you seem to fit so well Women sure can hurt your feelings

They can burn you down and not make a sound

But then they call me up and say, "Come over

My husband has just left town" They tell me all their stories

We lay awake and laugh all night

Maybe it's me I don't know but in the morning

There always seems to be some kind of fight Women seem to love houses

I've bought a couple for one or two

Women seem to think all men are louses

And I guess I think so too Women seem so much smarter

Than your average Joe

Women seem to be a little more intuitive

And when they lie nobody knows Yeah, women seem to know how to keep a secret

They don't blabbermouth just for show

Fifty percent of their charm is illusion

And that is a good thing to know Women seem to like me

They seem to like what I have to say

And when they see me out in public

Women seem to look my way

Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah Yeah, women seem to like me

They seem to like what I have to say

La la la la, la la la la la

La la la la, la la la la la Let's try again