Thank you very much. This is so much fun for me. The show is called The Girls of Country and we've been touring it all around Australia and we've been having a lot of fun and I think, you know, maybe the Girls of Country title is a little bit of a stretch. Obviously, now you know, I am a woman. Thank you. Yes, I am now 30. I am a woman and when you get over 30 you actually are allowed to start imparting wisdom in your songwriting. Like real pearls of wisdom. Which is what I think I have done in this song. It's got a lot of very good advice for all the girls out there. Listen carefully and I do want to make sure that Elise Simmons and Christy Lamb know that this song is not about them even though it's called Women Like Me Don't Like Girls Like You. I said it's not about you. It's not about you and your blonde hair. Whatever. You walk into the party and there's no denying that you're kind of pretty You giggle when you order your wine or your vodka and the men act silly Well, even my men do Yeah, that's why women like me don't like girls like you You say it's getting cold cause you forgot your coat And can you borrow him? But you won't return until your perfume's through It causes a great fear Well, his wife won't think it cute That's why women like me don't like girls like you Never have and never will like girls like you Never know, never trust what you might do You think the world revolves around your lovely song it's written about you too That's why women like me don't like girls like you You're just the girl from work but you're a full-time flirt And you ask my man for a ride And then you send a text that says thanks, you're the best With a kiss and a smile So I send one back too That's why women like me don't like girls like you Never have and never will like girls like you Never know, never trust what you might do You think the world revolves around your lovely song it's written about you too That's why women like me don't like girls like you Oh no Never have and never will like girls like you Never know, never trust what you might do You think the world revolves around your lovely song it's written about you too And that's why women like me don't like girls like you Women like me don't like girls like you Alright, here's the moral of the story So when we're way past thirty and things aren't so perky And what matters is inside Well I'll be there for you Cause that's why women like me Don't like girls like you Don't like girls like you