When I was a lad, I remember me dad coming home late Friday nightMum would be there, she'd give him a glare, cos he'd be as high as a kiteHe'd say, sorry I'm late, I had a couple with the mates and we started to sing a few songsAnd the next thing you know it was time to go and I had me wobbly boot onNow my uncle's the same, he was never to blame when he came to our houseHe'd light up the barbie, rip the top off a stubby and sit there quiet as a mouseBut later in the evening when he was leaving, even though he was wearing thongsHe'd say to me, I'm a bit shaky, I think I got me wobbly boot onOh, it's a curse, there ain't nothing worse, makes you feel like a big galooseWhen you're standing there full of cheer and something goes wrong with your bootYou feel like a fool, you try to be cool, but you know it's no useSo you blame it on your wobbly, wobbly, blame it on your wobbly bootYour wobbly, wobbly bootWell that was years ago and now I know all about these worldly thingsHow you gotta have some good times in your lifetime, have your little flingsBut early in the morning when you're yawning and you're not feeling too strongYou're wishing over and over you'd stayed sober if you didn't have your wobbly boot onOh, it's a curse, there ain't nothing worse, makes you feel like a big galooseWhen you're standing there full of cheer and something goes wrong with your bootYou feel like a fool, you try to be cool, but you know it's no useSo you blame it on your wobbly, wobbly, blame it on your wobbly bootYour wobbly, wobbly bootYou know Slim, it's a dirty job but I reckon somebody should look into this little matterCause it seems to me the boot makers must be using wobbly leatherIt's a flaming disgrace to the Aussie race and it's gone on for far too longThey should make them stronger, make them last longer, then we wouldn't have our wobbly boots onOh, it's a curse, there ain't nothing worse, makes you feel like a big galooseWhen you're standing there full of cheer and something goes wrong with your bootYou feel like a fool, you try to be cool, but you know it's no useSo you blame it on your wobbly, wobbly, blame it on your wobbly bootYour wobbly, wobbly bootYou blame it on your wobbly boot